Top 10 beauf phrases for flirting

Jane Anderson
Jane Anderson
Top 10 beauf phrases for flirting

Do you have problems flirting? So these ten sentences are for you (or not). If you like to appear like a badger, follow my advice, otherwise, read anyway, they are funny.

1) Your father works at Nintendo if I believe your DS body

Unless the girl is a confirmed gamer, and even then, you absolutely should not use this phrase. At this rate, you have a better chance of appearing on the show “Next” than of seducing her.

2) Excuse me, I’m lost, can you show me the path that leads to your heart?

Don’t think you’re an adventurer lost in Pekin Express, this sentence doesn’t work either. Especially since it’s done and re-done, you’ll be wasting your time.

3) It’s not because there is a goalkeeper that you can’t score a goal

Football fan, this sentence will suit you perfectly if you want to come across as a redneck. In the football variant, you also have “As long as there is a pitch, there is a match”, however, it should not work much better.

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4) I need mouth to mouth because I just drowned in your gaze

We cannot blame you for being poetic with this approach technique. Poetry is beautiful, it’s romantic, but this is perhaps a little too much, you’ve just drowned yourself in a glass of water.

5) If a grain of sand meant I love you, I would offer you the Sahara

It’s okay to want to show your love, but be careful not to be a little too ambitious and get lost in the middle of the dunes.

Also read: 5 DMs to avoid when flirting

6) In the kingdom of my heart, you are the princess

Already just the beginning of the sentence, you are switching to the wrong side. “The kingdom of my heart” is much too childish and naughty. The ending isn’t any better either, you no longer have 10 years to consider yourself a prince.

7) We’ve seen each other somewhere before, right? You look a lot like my next girlfriend

You’re being way too cocky if you say that to a girl and there’s a good chance she’ll respond negatively. Yes, what did you expect?

8) I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, and my only drug is you

Mickael Vendetta spotted.

9) I would like to be a dead leaf in front of your door so that you crush me with your beauty every time you leave your house.

Too long, much too long. She will have already had time to escape before you finish your sentence, of course if you manage to get her out without making a mistake

10) Excuse me, don’t you have the time? Because since I saw you I lost track of time.

Honestly, you looked far and wide for that one, it even seems cute when you think about it. But it’s still not a good flirting technique.

If one day you manage to seduce with one of these 10 phrases, you can really be proud, because it’s really no easy feat.